A pompous and idiot king decides to send you out, one of his lowest warriors, to find a hard-to-find treasure. He's figuring what the heck. And you know it's a near-suicide mission. You think that you'll run away when you are far enough but. They implant a teleport device. So you can travel and so you can be killed. Turns out the King's brother lost it and he gets around. You have to hunt down hot girls from the League of Champions. Also, beware of the Void creature. Or not. Looks like she's a champion that throttles you in the head and rides on top of you like a cowgirl. She rips her shirt off and you take a turn fucking her in a dirty alley doggie style. So on this impossible quest, you might as well get laid as many times as you can before the king kills you.